shialabae:

jvstxn:

buzzfeedpolitics:

Chicago man tells Obama: “Don’t touch my girlfriend.”

my mans obeezy put the moves on her at the end

obama aint shit “im not gonna touch your girl”
*touches her*

(via ruahipstarfrankie)

mclaren-soul:

New paint job for the McLaren P1. This belongs to CJ Wilson (famous baseball player) and the name of the paint is Cerberus Pearl. It also features bright gold wheels and orange brake calipers. Like it?


Midtown Daydream by (IrenaS)

Midtown Daydream by (IrenaS)

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archaurix:

neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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riversawaken:

date:

 

 



elyzeeum:

One year.
525,600 minutes.
525,000 moments so dear.
Amazing.
Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.
This is beyond perfect.






So many beautiful moments

riversawaken:

date:

 

 

elyzeeum:

One year.

525,600 minutes.

525,000 moments so dear.

Amazing.

Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.

This is beyond perfect.

So many beautiful moments

(via k-lube15)

spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

(via guardjoe)

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

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(via guardjoe)