It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
Sam’s uncle met Journey at that Denny’s.
Anonymous asked: What's Watergate?
Watergate was a water park that President Nixon opened. However, he got into “hot waters” and had to resign, because Article II of the constitution specifically says that Presidents cannot open water parks during their presidency. This was likely put into the constitution because James Madison was hydrophobic and no one took the time to proof read the constitution. Alas, Watergate closed down after roughly a year and a half as many Americans felt it was unpatriotic to visit a water park forbidden by the constitution.